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I’m Over You Today

Posted in Baseball, Dodgers, Fans, J-Mag, Poetry with tags , , , , , on 15 August, 2010 by Baseball Poetess

You asked to leave the ballclub
So they traded you away.
I thought my heart was broken
But I’m over you today.

The guy they got to take your place
Can field as well as you,
And I can’t help but notice
That he’s hitting better, too.

The whole team’s playing baseball now
The way it should be played
All in all, I’m really glad
They dealt you in that trade.


This is about no particular player. It’s actually about how fans deal with having their favorite player(s) traded. Initially there’s some bad feelings but when the new guy does well, the love for the team overrides the love for the departed player. Especially guys who asked to be dealt. I heard someone on our local sports radio show say that “good play erases bad feelings” and that is very true.

Most fans of teams love the team more than any individual player. Which makes sense as players age and are replaced by the next generation. My father’s Dodgers aren’t the same team as is on the field now. Though if he were still alive, he’d root for them.

Let Me Out

Posted in Astros, Baseball, Fans, J-Mag, Pitching, Poetry, Trade with tags , , , , , , , , on 22 May, 2010 by Baseball Poetess

It’s not that I don’t love this team
or that I want more bucks…
I don’t get any run support
because the hitting sucks.

Each time I’d pitch six innings
and let up three or less…
But quality’s not good enough
for me to have success.

I want to have a chance to win
on nights that I excel…
And so I think it’s time for me
to bid this team farewell.

I know the Bros will miss me…
and other fans will too…
But when my best’s not good enough,
there’s nothing left to do.


Roy Oswalt has always been an Astro. It’s difficult to wrap your mind around the idea that he would ever want to leave. Astros owner Drayton McLane bought him a bulldozer for winning a crucial post-season game against the Astros division rivals, the St. Louis Cardinals.

But last year the most quality starts that a pitcher lost was six. Roy hit that mark here in May. The Astros scored a total of four runs for him in those six games.

While I was researching this, I saw an interesting statistic. Roy’s BAA (batting average against — what opponents as an aggregate are hitting against him) is .233 and his average as a hitter is .231 — almost the same.

The “Bros” in the song are the O’s Bros, a fan group that attends games where Roy pitches. They also track his strikeouts, called and swinging. Very cool people, they probably don’t remember me but I’ve hung out with them a couple times.

I am not going to BS anyone and say Roy is my favorite Astro or even my favorite Astros pitcher. But he’s important to the team and anything that escalates so horribly has got to be taken seriously. This is Roy we’re talking about. I hope that however this works out, everyone will be okay.

The Fan

Posted in Baseball, Fans, J-Mag, Poetry with tags , , , , on 29 April, 2010 by Baseball Poetess

I come out to the stadium to see my hometown nine.
I clutch my ticket in my hand and wait my turn in line.
I need to have my baggage searched as I approach the door.
I’m good with my binoculars and book for keeping score.

They wave me to the turnstile, where I have my ticket scanned.
I stop to buy a program book at some convenient stand.
I get a hotdog, jumbo coke, and Cracker Jack to eat.
The usher greets me warmly and then shows me to my seat.

I see opponents’ practice wind up on field below.
Our hitters had their turn as well, a little while ago.
A groundskeeper is laying down the chalk lines on the field.
Another rolls the tarp up where the mound had been concealed.

And now here comes some businessman to throw out the first pitch.
I’ve never heard of him before, but he looks awfully rich.
A local high school choir starts to sing our nation’s song.
I stand up and remove my cap, some others sing along.

The PA speaker loudly calls the lineups for the game.
I open up my score-book and I write down every name.
Our players take the field and await the umpire’s call.
At last he points out toward the mound and bellows out, “Play ball!”

I’m looking at the hitter and then suddenly I see
A hard-hit foul off the bat and heading straight for me
I drop my pen and score-book and I call out really loud.
Then nonchalantly make the catch, and show off to the crowd

I watch the game progressing, every inning every out.
Each stolen base, each strike three called, each mighty homerun clout.
Even if we’re losing, there is still so much to see.
I stay until the final frame, the team can count on me.

Sometimes they finish early, although usually it’s late.
And when they’re through I grab my stuff and head down toward the gate
I’m joyful when we win but when we lose, I feel despair.
Though, either way, I have to say I’m happy I was there.


This is also from the book, but I attended the game last night and I wanted to share this. Also, my friend Bob wanted to read it.

I have never caught a foul ball, but I have seen guys do it just like I describe. I took this to my writer’s group they said it needed something to tie me to the game and rather than write about a specific game or score, I put in the catch.

All-Star Balloting

Posted in Baseball, Fans, J-Mag, Poetry with tags , , , , , on 20 April, 2010 by Baseball Poetess

I’ll go out to the ballpark and I’ll punch the paper card.
I think my guy is better, though the stat-geeks disagree.
He’s got a lot of hustle and he’s working really hard;
I want him in the spotlight so that everyone can see.

Why should I cast a ballot if it doesn’t really count?
The guys who vote online can cast two dozen votes a day
(They actually get twenty-five per e-mail account).
On paper I cannot keep up–there really is no way.

I have to vote my conscience as a knowledgeable fan.
The odds are stacked against me and I know it will be tough.
But even so I feel that I must do the best I can
To let the world know that I believe he’s good enough.


I think it’s unfair to let fans vote for the MLB all-stars online as it’s currently done. I don’t object to the idea of voting online, but 25 ballots/day is a lot. And it seems to be tied to your e-mail address so you could theoretically vote hundreds of times every day.

That’s just wrong.

It doesn’t help any that voting online started today, April 20 and runs through July 1, but paper balloting doesn’t begin until Saturday, the 24th and it only runs through June 5.

14 Lines

Posted in Baseball, Fans, J-Mag, Poetry, Sonnet with tags , , , , , , , on 19 April, 2010 by Baseball Poetess

They take two minutes when we take the field,
And when we come back to the dugout, too.
Yet, you don’t wish to have that fact revealed
Because of what the fans might think of you.

The sponsors want that time to sell their stuff,
It’s how the game is funded, we all know.
You told the public we’re not fast enough,
And said the “pace of game” is much too slow.

There is no member of the pitching staff
Who needs that long to take his warmup throws.
And sometimes, it’s two minutes and a half,
You could give them more tosses, I suppose.

I think you should be honest with the fans
Instead of wasting time on pacing plans.


DISCLAIMER: This is based on Morgan Ensberg’s latest blog about Bud Selig and “pace of game”. The ideas are his, the words are mine and if there’s any mistake in my poetic translation, charge me with the error.

The title comes from the fact that Morgan wore #14 and they’re his lines, while this is also an English sonnet and 14 lines long.  This is in addition to any baseball interpretation one might wish to put on it.

This whole idea of speeding up the game seems to me to be a way of shrinking the time between commercials. That’s just me. Pitchers should be allowed to regroup and batters to step out and prepare for the pitch. I’ve never played baseball but there are many situations where I want a moment to compose myself before stepping up and doing what was necessary.

Now, I have to have another disclaimer: I don’t like Bud Selig. I don’t like interleague play. I think he should have gotten off the schneid about PEDs and a couple other things.

But baseball is not boring if you watch it right.

I Used to…

Posted in Astros, Baseball, Fans, J-Mag, Poetry with tags , , , , , on 13 April, 2010 by Baseball Poetess

I used to know each player’s name, the number on his back.
I used to memorize their stats, but, somehow, I’ve lost track.
I used to come out to the park to watch the home team play.
I used to have a favorite but they traded him away.
I used to buy their merchandise because they were the best.
I used to watch the standings to keep tabs on all the rest.
I used to count the days each year until the season’s start.
I used to be a die-hard fan–until they broke my heart.


The first two lines refer to the fact I used to be able to  name everyone on the Astros 40-man roster, plus the DL. But Monday,  I’m listening to a game with a buddy and he asks me, “Who’s this Lopez guy?” And I didn’t know. I thought about it and I only knew a handful of name/number pairings.

I am not a “casual fan” in the usual sense of the word–I have the team logo tattooed on my left ankle. But for awhile I felt as if I’d become one of those people who were allegedly die-hard fans of their teams but who couldn’t name any of the players.   The sort of fans I hate.

Turns out I have an excuse–most of the guys whose names I don’t know are new-to-the-Astros. And I’m learning them. Or I knew them but I forgot.

The Astros have not broken my heart and I have not forsaken them. The poem just needed an ending and a resolution of some sort and that’s what I came up with.  And this is just the sort of thing that those die-hard fans that I hate would do.  Jump on the bandwagon of some team with a better record.

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